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[VGMP] Sega Hard Girls - TRANSLATED Final Episode

Rory Joscelyne • 24 April 2022

VGMP: Sega Hard Girls TRANSLATED for the first time!

One, two - Pon, pon, pon!

The very final chapter of our foray into Sega Hard Girls is our fully translated episode of the show's Japan-exclusive OVA episode - aka Episode 14.
This episode was made two years after the main series had finished and was created for the Japanese DVD boxset release. The USA's Discotek Media blu-ray does not include this episode, and no HD version of the video is known to exist. As such this is upscaled DVD video, with subtitles hard-coded into the video.

To keep the episode consistent with what fans may already own, we ensured that our subtitles were identical to those on the Discotek Media blu-ray release. This will make the viewing experience as seamless as possible for fans watching the show from start to finish.

CREDITS;
LEAD TRANSLATOR: Rory Joscelyne (Cyberpunk Studios, Video Game Movie Podcast)
ACCURACY SUPPORT: Benjamin (Video Game Movie Podcast Discord channel)
ACCURACY SUPPORT: Devolan (Jayden's United Sega Hard Girls Server Discord channel)

We do not own the copyright to the episode itself, just the subtitle translation.
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